Thursday, October 25, 2018

Talking About Bait And Tackle

By Anthony Anderson


They are essentially what you need when you have a hobby of going out to find a body of water and kidnap all the inhabitants there for your own needs. Okay, we literally mean fishing if you did not get that. Those materials may be your saving grace in giving you a decent meal if you are desperate enough to actually leave the comforts of your home, grab a fishing line AND harass those living underwater. What are they? Well, they are called Bait And Tackle Dryden Ontario Canada.

Just saying it out there, they are outdated meanings and will not mean much in this era, considering we hardly go on Facebook anymore these days. That, and MySpace is to be avoided at all costs. Who is still on that, anyway? It already is the year 2018, seriously. Time to move on and learn other social media websites.

Let us give you the bare bones of this definition that apparently has nothing to do with literal fishing. Basically, this is online flirting. That is it. No other meaning to it and if you want a more specific kind of description, it honestly is not that impressive because it actually is kind of manipulative and very cheesy.

Then there is this gear that is all attached to at the end of the fishing line. That thing is called a terminal tackle, apparently. Again, there is a lot of variety on this and they are clevises, spinners, blades, spoons, beads, snaps, wire and split rings, floats, sinkers, swivels, leaders, and hooks also.

Of course, there is not just those to worry about. Fishermen did not get that impressive in their jobs just by chance. They learned to practice some techniques along the way too and have so many experiences right under their belts. They know which side of a lake is the best place to start too.

Unless, of course, it was intended for a joke. In that case, WHY is it done as a gag? Is that not insulting to your crush? Or was it done with the intention of actually making people laugh at your obvious flirting? Hopefully, EVERYONE there actually gets that it was all a joke and there was nothing insulting in there.

See the point? And then, okay, assuming that since they are animals, they cannot help but be seduced by the smell and they literally chomp the bit. When the fisher dude starts pulling and they get dangerously close to the surface, which by the way equals to imminent death, why did they just, oh maybe, let go?

Yeah, you are laughing now but when you go into a site like Twitter, you will see that it is no less accurate. But if it gets a few chuckles out from anyone caring enough to scroll through some comments then maybe it is not all that bad? Or maybe the dude who commented that just said it to make fun of Social Justice Warriors?

Regardless, the point of this topic is that be careful when you search the term tackle and bait. Or the other way around. We only explained the most innocent definition. There are worse ones out there.




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